He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons