Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
sex in a hospital.. check
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing