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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  She said her name was "party"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.

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