Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.