Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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