Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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