She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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