I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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