no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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