White coat. Heels.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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