By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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