that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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