She just used a chaser for red wine.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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