but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ugly people sure do ruin things
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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