You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
the raccoons are back...
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