I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I didn't shave. On purpose
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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