Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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