last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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