I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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