i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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