if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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