Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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