This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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