Whod you bang
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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