you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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