sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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