I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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