He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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