We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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