drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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