dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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