well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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