Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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