He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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