Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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