sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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