Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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