problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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