I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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