so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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