we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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