Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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