How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
