I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
