I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
