I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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