despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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