planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize