I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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