Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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