this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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