I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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