ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to stick my p in your. b.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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