I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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