If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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