so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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