I feel great
I just peed on a car
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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