Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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